INWOOD, W.Va. - A thief covered his face with a pair of blue women's underwear and used a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter in a botched robbery of a convenience store, police said. "I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried," State Police Sgt. T.C. Kearns told The Journal in Martinsburg.
You've heard it here first, folks. I've never actually seen blue women so I am not sure what their underwear is like. But, this fellow must have thought is was a 'sure thing.'
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